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A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all
of his identification.


Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was
stopped bythe U.S. Customs Agent at the border."May I see your
identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.


"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the
agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" the guy exclaimed, "I have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George
Bush on the other."


"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his
behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip
back to Chicago ."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."